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Man o' da Peoples
 Clinton whips it out for Arsenio Hall |
"While the Republicans were pushing family values, the people of Arkansas were quietly applauding (or at least tolerating) the rebellious Gov. Clinton's saxual escapades. But, most of us didn't become aware of Clinton's obsession with sax until he grabbed his instrument and a pair of shades and blew out "Heart Break Hotel" on the Arsenio Show. That's when I knew that I had to vote for Bill Clinton. Anyone that brave, who was willing to stand up for his beliefs, was going to get my support." Walt Brasch |
Wiff Homey livin' in the hood now, we all's gonna start votin' again cuz he says if we don't he's gonna start whippin' it out in public.
Saxophone Diplomacy:
Yeltsin: "Lewinsky....that sounds Russian. I wonder if he'd like to make a trade.
Clinton: "Why does this reed taste like vodka?"
"Have you thought about exporting these?
No really...I'm not kidding....get your hands off...its mine, muther fucker...let go!"
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1994-Peter J. LaPlaca, President/CEO of the L.A. Sax Company presents President Clinton with the LA-42T Presidential Tenor Saxophone. Within a few minutes after formal introductions in the President's Oval Office, he put on the sax strap, wet the reed and started playing a couple of Jazz tunes.
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| Above: No. 1 of a limited edition of 150 Presidential Model tenor saxophones distributed by The L.A. Sax Company, Barrington, Illinois, 1993. Catalog No. 5727. Now on display at The Shrine to Music Museum located on the Campus of the University of South Dakota in Vermillion is the designate display location for the LA-42T Presidential Tenor Saxophone. | |
When I blow, I really like to loosen my chops on some quick licks.
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Light Humor In the news
Bill & Hillary had Al & Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White House. In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. After a couple of minutes, he came back. They finished dinner and left. On the way home, Al turned to Tipper and said, "Did you know Bill has got a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom? "How can we tell the American people, we are serious about cutting the budget when the President has a solid-gold urinal?" Tipper said, "There must be some mistake, I'll call Hillary when we get home and find out." They get home and she calls Hillary and says, "Is it true that Bill has a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom?" Hillary put her hand over the receiver and says, "Bill!!! I found out who peed in your Saxophone!"
Clinton pays: 'My Funny Valentine' for Lionel Hampton' — August 23, 1999
L.A. Sax Presentation to President Bill Clinton — May 16, 1994
Saxophone Diplomacy — January 24, 1994
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